
Friday night the N.S.R crew travel to preston to do a little somthing at a student venue by the
name of bittersuite. except for some shitty feedback that couldnt be sorted because the sound guy
by this time was wearing possibly three pairs of beer goggles and couldn't seem to sort it out. but to redeem himself for being pissed he shouted at us mid-performance for not coming to sound check, ha oh how wise his alcholic words were....tit! After the gig we grabbed a number of lost looking students and escorted them back to disciples student style abode which boasted all the usual trimmings of suspect stains, piles of washing up and a lonely potato that looked like it was part of a scientific experiment, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was to become someones lunch after adding some 17 pence asda beans....mmmmm nice.

The first debate of the night was weather asda sold beer after twelve, i don't know how
many times i insisted it didn't but in the end it came down to me using the trusty 118 118 service
at this point the party hadn't kicked off and for some much needed entertainment i hoped as i
pressed the call key two men sporting Afros, unnecessarily reveling jogging attire and dodgy
pedo taches would barge through the door shouting "got your number", but to my surprise and
disappointment this didnt happen. anyway after the bad news was announced that no beer would be sold the room
filled with disappointment and white knuckles from clutching their last bottles of wicked.

The rest of the night for me remained in the kitchen where some very drunk and profound
arguments took place followed by an interesting conversation i stumbled on outside where
two girls talked about putting their fingers where they shouldn't be.... ill let your imagination
tell the rest of that story. The back garden also saw me and Mr E get down with some beatbox/freestyle funk accompanied by two lads from one of the bands that had played earlier whaling like stray cats, interesting to say the least.
his bag'O weed and his collection of harry potter films before any of the party events took place
garth floated around the kitchen in a hunter s thompson performance, teeny boppers started a party on the stairs
and alister would of bagged some poon tang if it wasn't for the poontangs meddling lesbian sister....
jealousy i hear you cry?? you might not be far wrong as i witnessed both of them sheepishly coming out of the toilet pulling up their pants. maybe they like to share the loo like normal girls or maybe their motto is 'keep it in the family'

it was about 330 in the morning and it was time drive home, we stopped off at the petrol station
and bought skittles which ended being an awesome random choice from my self. as we sat tasting the rainbow alsiter
talked about how he wish he had pulled the pootang from earlier and to incourage her he should of shown her how he could tuck
his cock in his sock, if you ask me he must wear stockings cause ive heard hes got a dick that resembles a
wotsit haha, love you really ali. the only thing left to say is after dropping amos off somewhere in bispham i got really lost and it took me 30 minutes to tackle a ten minute drive. " are you gonna be able to figure the way back deadlegs? " yeah ill figure it, no worries"